Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails