They really need to make capri sun packs bigger. I’m not fucking 7 anymore. I am a grown man. All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it.
How much punk can a punkrock rock if a punk rock could rock punk
"We got storked when I was seven… this baby shows up at our door, my parents started freaking out… and then they have an idea…It was early in the morning, and my parents figured no one saw the baby left at the door, right? So the next morning, before the rest of us got up, my dad put the baby on a doorstep across the street… my parents figured, who’s gonna know? My parents swore us to secrecy, and we waited to hear the news from across the street about their new, unexpected arrival… but it never came. We couldn’t ask them about it, because it would be a dead giveaway that we’d dumped the baby on them. Two weeks later, I open the door, and there on that stupid welcome mat, is another baby in a basket… I remember I almost laughed. Can you believe it? I thought it was funny, and I turned back to my mother, and I say ‘Mom, we got storked again.’ My mom, all frustrated brought the baby in… and that’s when she realized… it’s the same baby! The baby had been passed around the neighborhood for two whole weeks- each morning, left on someone elses doorstep… only now it’s not looking too good. By the time it had come to our doorstep again it was sick. My parents brought it to the hospital, but there was nothing they could do. I remember thinking, if a baby was going to be so unloved, why would God want it brought into the world? Anyway, since it was legally ours, we paid for the funeral. It didn’t even have a name, and my parents couldn’t bare to give it one. It was just ‘Baby Lassiter’.” -Neal Shusterman, Unwind
you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time
but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes
she has a thing for them
IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS